Pet Snipers: An Owner's Guide by greenzaku, literature
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Pet Snipers: An Owner's Guide
Pet Snipers An Owner's Manual
Published by Mann & Co. Pet and Livestock Supplies Inc.
Foreword
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new Sniper version 3.2.4 unit! The Sniper v3.2.4 and its predecessors are covered by our unlimited respawn warranty in event of destruction by other products from our catalog as well as specific environmental hazards including: falls, drowning, radiation burns, train collisions, and mechanical and explosive dismemberment. The warranty does not cover sickness, exhaustion, starvation, dehydration, old age, zombification, parasites, insanity, idiocy or sexually-transmitted diseases.
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With the final location secured and their foes sent packing, the team had finally been allowed some time to rest and relax... but celebration had been the first thing on the agenda.
Rum, whiskey and pastry was the call of the moment, and with the Engineer strumming out a few choice notes on his guitar, the mood around the bonfire was high and bright.
The only one it seemed who wasn't joining in with the festivities was the Soldier. While the Sniper and Demoman were busily engaged in a contest of drinking, and the Scout was drunkenly insisting that the Pyro take their mask off and show the world for better or worse, the Soldier sat some dist